the amount of concentration a person devotes to transporting an overly full cup of tea from kitchen to couch is directly proportionate to just how British you are
How do people end up in relationship after relationship after relationship and I can’t find a single person to even find me remotely interesting for a solid ten seconds?
For real, though.
Tucker: Nah, it’s just the same two guys bickering like an old married couple.
*tips muppet* m’namana
fan fiction more like man friction
Oh wow I just looked at the calendar and it’s my birthday next week
I forgot about my birthday wow.
the sheer amount of “maybe they’re just really good friends” in the comments to this video is honestly amazing
imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers
so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off
out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular
Let’s make this situation even better. Both of you are wearing TAP SHOES, and all of the floors are hardwood.