listenandforgiveme:

the amount of concentration a person devotes to transporting an overly full cup of tea from kitchen to couch is directly proportionate to just how British you are

kirimoth:

How do people end up in relationship after relationship after relationship and I can’t find a single person to even find me remotely interesting for a solid ten seconds? 

For real, though.

projectfreelancers:

Tucker: Nah, it’s just the same two guys bickering like an old married couple.

translugia:

*tips muppet* m’namana

codependentbrothers:

fan fiction more like man friction

lunar-fantasy:

☆

Oh wow I just looked at the calendar and it’s my birthday next week

wow.

I forgot about my birthday wow.

chieguevara:

the sheer amount of “maybe they’re just really good friends” in the comments to this video is honestly amazing 

wellheyproductions:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular

Let’s make this situation even better. Both of you are wearing TAP SHOES, and all of the floors are hardwood.