Actual Sassmaster Merker Rerd

To the tune of this [x] written by Lixxieb and Slytherliz


You’re scrolling through tumblr

There’s no-one around and your dashboard is dead

Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him.

Merker Rerd

He’s tracking the tag

About 10 posts back

He gets down to the last and breaks into a scroll

He’s gaining on you.

Merker Rerd



You’re looking for your blog

But you’re all turned around.

He’s almost upon you now

And you can see there’s likes on his page!

My god, there’s likes everywhere!



Liking all your posts

It’s Merker Rerd

He’s reblogging some stuff

It’s Merker Rerd

Wearing all the tank-toooops

Actual sassmaster Merker Rerd

Singing silly songs

Merker Rerd

Collecting all the bears

Merker Rerd

Making all the girls cryyyyy

Actual sassmaster Merker Rerd



Now it’s late and you seem to have lost internet connection

But you’re hopelessly flustered yourself.

Stranded with a liferuiner

You creep silently through the tag

Ah-ha! in the distance!

A heart breaking original song

Sadness

You move stealthily to like it

But your heart

Aaaaah!

It’s caught in a zombie bear trap



Dying cause of feels

Merker Merker

Flailing at the laptop

Merker Merker

Now you’re at the askboooox

Waiting to reply

Merker Rerd

Smashing the keyboard

Merker Rerd

But he dosn’t see your ask

Merker Rerd

Your browsing through his facebook

Liking posts by Merker Rerd

Crying because of Merker Rerd

Making gifts for Merker Rerd

Send it in the maiiiil

Take the love, Merker Rerd



You crawl away from your laptop

Feels ooozing from your broken heart

But you have won

You have outsassed

Merker Rerd

x

Congratulations on the award Michael!

Congratulations on the award Michael!

lixxieb:

The Painter
and he fell to his kneesand he started to cryand he lifted his masterpieceup to the skyand he cursed at the heavenswith all of his mightbut there wasn’t a traceno there wasn’t a signyou cannot replaceyour deepestyour truestdesires
~Michael Philip Reed

lixxieb:

The Painter

and he fell to his knees
and he started to cry
and he lifted his masterpiece
up to the sky
and he cursed at the heavens
with all of his might
but there wasn’t a trace
no there wasn’t a sign
you cannot replace
your deepest
your truest
desires

~Michael Philip Reed

The Painter
and he fell to his kneesand he started to cryand he lifted his masterpieceup to the skyand he cursed at the heavenswith all of his mightbut there wasn’t a traceno there wasn’t a signyou cannot replaceyour deepestyour truestdesires
~Michael Philip Reed

The Painter

and he fell to his knees
and he started to cry
and he lifted his masterpiece
up to the sky
and he cursed at the heavens
with all of his might
but there wasn’t a trace
no there wasn’t a sign
you cannot replace
your deepest
your truest
desires

~Michael Philip Reed

Michael.
Michael what are you wearing on your head?
And Rabbit oh my gosh

Michael.

Michael what are you wearing on your head?

And Rabbit oh my gosh

FRACTURE THAT BANJOOOO! 
I told you I’d redraw it! 
Also Michael your hair has changed AGAIN. It’s confusing me XD

FRACTURE THAT BANJOOOO! 

I told you I’d redraw it! 

Also Michael your hair has changed AGAIN. It’s confusing me XD

I shall begin preparing my best hug!

I shall begin preparing my best hug!

MICHAEL! FRACTURE THAT BANJO!

I will redraw this when I get back from holiday :)

MICHAEL! FRACTURE THAT BANJO!

I will redraw this when I get back from holiday :)


Gotta draw the Sass King in his booty shorts! 
(I regret nothing)

Gotta draw the Sass King in his booty shorts! 

(I regret nothing)